Lost Watch

                I think when people own things for a while -- a part of themselves gets printed on those things & vice versa -- like fingerprints. My watch not only left imprints on my wrist but also on my Heart. First, Few things why I love watches :

24/7 

               What is first thing you see when you open your eyes in the morning? .. Watch, What is last thing you see before going to sleep?..Watch, What is the thing that you see frequently in between those is again a watch.The one thing that works constantly all the time and deserves the word 24/7 is watch again.

Synchronization

             Imagine two people dancing in sync... and now a group of 10 dancing in sync...what if its 100 people in sync... its just amazing as the number increases. Do u know almost a billion watches dance in sync in India.

Heart Beat

             Seconds hand is like a heart for the watch. You need a stethoscope to know the heart beat of a person, for a watch you just need to see the seconds hand. Keep a watch near your ear, you can hear its beautiful heart beat.Your heart may skip a beat sometimes but a watch never does.

Keeping track of a Devil

             A scale measures something that you can see.An anemometer measures speed of wind which can be felt.A watch on the other hand measures something which you cant see, feel nor you can understand definition of it.A watch keeps track of the devil named Time, which is priceless and cant be reverted.

Can a watch be wrong?

              No, watches cannot be worng they are just not in the right place :P ..... Watches in different countries follow different standards of time like IST,GMT etc., so watches do have nationality and a watch can never be wrong, as I told just not in the right place.It can die but again it is correct atleast twice a day!!!

              In simple words, If gods greatest creation is Egg as I told you in previous post then the Man's greatest creation is watch.This the reason why I love watches.

My lost Watch

            3PM 21st July 2007, I found my perfect match in a Titan Showroom. I dont know I still have this feeling that she is like a part of me. My love for her grew with time. I took her to the classes, to the pool and to the beaches, I Never felt alone. She used to be next to me in my bed while I am sleeping, ticking silently. I felt her love is unconditional towards me and I too started to love her unconditionally. She never complained and ticked all along whatever I did. I Never left her alone until the day that made us separated. Life goes on...

         

             Now I have an expensive and beautiful one which i would exchange for my lost one in a heart beat without even thinking. Where ever she might be, I hope she keeps on ticking longer than my heart beats. In the memories of my love.

Signing off for the day

Murali

P.S: Just try to remember may be a bike,or a teddy bear or even your blanket that you might have loved like this, I think you do. Share your memories of loved ones with me. 

EGG

             Yeah u read it correct only, its egg. One of the most beautiful creations of god.I love this oval shaped thing more than my girl friend (as if i have one :D). Simply in my words about this beautiful white gold :

Stronger

It is fact that the egg is almost unbreakable in vertical position with narrow side down and apply load on the top.When you eat an egg where does the strength go.Obvious its to you.

Sharper

I dont need to tell you about that.Statistic's say's that .. that's all.

Taller

It just completes the advertisement.Feed it to kids, obviously they increase in height.So this also can be considered as fact.

  

Origin of Egg

                   Even Einstein cant solve the so called problem. Is it the hen first or Egg first? To me its always the egg because i love eggs.Such a precious thing has to be created by god in pure form.More I think about this question the more hungrier I become and more eggs I will eat.

Development of Egg

                  There is nothing like such.You can eat as soon as it comes out without even thinking where it came from. I heard that eggs have a expiry date around 30 days, anyway I haven't seen an egg for more than 2 days in our refrigerator.

Eggs in Mythology

              Have you heard golden egg duck story, the fact that you should observe is that they used to compare eggs like gold.Ester eggs are part of festivals.There are some absurd jokes on eggs(Particularly veeru's) I get hurt when I come across them.

Research on Eggs

                     Do u know that eggs can be used as lubricant for machinery... just kidding. But worth a shot.See it has all qualities like viscosity, doesn't evaporate on heat (But becomes omelet though). I have to do extensive research on this topic. But the main problem I can't waste eggs I feel they are better to be in my stomach than in some stupid machinery. So dropped the idea of it.

Egg Brothers:

              Me and murali (my fren) deserve to be rightly called as egg brothers, wherever we had gone we have ordered egg biryani only and stayed loyal to egg for almost like a decade or so.

               Finally I conclude this by saying eat an egg daily and stay healthy.Is is vegetarian or Non-vegetarian? Stupid question. It doesn't matter its everyone's birth right to eat an egg.

Signing off for the day

Murali

PS: http://www.e2necc.com/egg-index.html

I am not an employee of NECC(National Egg Co-ordination Committee), Like to become one though :D.. its like a kid in a chocolate factory.

Being a Vampire

            Can you shut down your logic part of your brain for sometime and read carefully for me? Good. Here's the story.

             One night I was watching twilight and somewhere in the middle of the movie I dozed off. I was dreaming that a beautiful girl coming near me and kissing my wrist... nooo!!! ... Argh biting my wrist. I felt like something sucking the blood.. I got up smashing a dumbbell  onto something in the dark ... ohhh wait I know what question u gonna ask ... where did I get the dumbbell from right? ... I do gym in sleep just like sleep walking :P ... does it really matter? I told you not to use your logic side :D. 

             I felt weird, tremors ran down my spine. I think I have transformed into something else may be like a vampire.I felt good initially. Finally made some pros and cons being a vampire.

Cons:

Frost

              Vampires are cold blooded.My special power is that I can transform the water into ice with a mere touch .. it sounds interesting right.. what the hell !!!... i got my hand stuck in a bowl of ice twice .Once because of curiosity & another because of sheer stupidity. Dont try to even imagine what if i jump into a swimming pool... i dont die i will get stuck forever with my head down.No its not funny i cant take the shower because of fear of ice bullets hitting my skull ,thats the reason for my weird aroma :D.

#1 Fact File : I din't turn pale.. my face still sucks ... i think its bcz im a converted vampire ... i think its like those converted Muslim girls.

Audio Amplifier

              I dont know if they have any other good name for this power... but anyway in short i can hear a old lady moaning in the next building also :D ... imagine 10 speakers playing around you 10 different tracks... multiply it by another 10 ... thats the torture for my ears.

Cant sleep

              Actually this is the worst curse ... imagine not sleeping like for 10 days.. yeah a healthy person will die happily... me on the other hand has to endure it.

#2 Fact File : Vampires cant fart because they dont eat any food.

Feral senses 

              Frankly i dont know what it means and what it does :D ... things like speed , power and having no hunger are useless ... i cant even eat an egg... i can only drink blood ..Yuck..

Pros:

Only pro is that girls have a thing for vampires (I still doubt it).

                Now going back to what caused all this headache was that night.... i wanted to find who did this to me and want to get a solution that im looking for... i thought it should be one of our roommates..

Harmo: Vampires have six packs but he got a family pack.

Rudra : Ate my eggs and eats chicken like he hasn't eaten anything for months.

Ankur : Can eat anything and everything that moves.

Veeru : Farts.

                 Ran out of options!! im sweating like hell. Only one thing is running in my mind, if there is anyway that i can be normal again, i will do it.

                 All of a sudden alarm started ringing ... huffff. !!! a sigh of relief ... a smile on the face... ohhh god whats this??.. my wrist has teeth marks!!!.. did harmo bit me thinking its chandana? ..ohhh whats this feeling in the stomach...am i hungry for eggs or human blood?... or is it just the rush to go to loo?... you never know.                    

Five Percent

                         Once in a while everyones intelligence tend to zero... To prove this theorem i have two  approaches, one is famously called chandana's 5% and another one Rudra's 1.5% , anish is the killer unfortunately he din't get his name to any of these proofs...

First Proof - Chandana's 5% :

                         My mom always told me one who eats chicken reduces their ability to think.... may be this is why i dont like chicken... the best chicken eater Chandana uses her brain to get 10% discount instead of 5%.. Heres how... In a restaurant there is 5% off for foods and drinks with a company ID proof...so chandana on phone told me that she will bring friends ID too and make it 10%.... she is supporting answer by saying she uses her card for food and friends card for drinks... total it wil be 10% !!!.... woohhhh stop right there.. do u wanna say that?... or should i say your intelligence also has gone to zero after reading this :P .... after recovering from the shock I gave phone to veeru who intellegently admitted she is correct !!!.... and the then lover boy harmo who never disagrees with chandana told she is correct!!!!.... at that point of time they made me think for a moment & I thought my intellegence went to zero :D ... but explained them later that  its 5% on 1000 rupees is same as 5% on 500 and  5% on another 500....u do the remaining math .. its just the same...

Second proof - Rudra's 1.5%:
                  
              Rudra and his Yamaha R15 ....... if u take it in finance its 1.5% interest per month and if u take it in credit card its 1.5 % interest per month. Rudra wanted to pay less interest by taking half from finance and half from credit card...... intelligent no :P ..... it took time for me and harmo to explain its same amount he will paying and he has to go through painful process of applying for both. Chandana  as usual din't get it first time but eventually she proved her intelligence luckily this time.The killer is Anish.The astounding answer is always a question and the question he asked is "How will he get other 50k since bike is 1 lakh"..... see I told you he is a killer.. leaving the whole point aside he got the most gutley question....

Gutley: (Definition) One who leaves all the important content and hangs onto the useless matter of the question or story......

                         Finally we asked the gutley (Anish ) for suppose What if its just 50k?.. again after waiting for so much time and he gives correct answer that to take 50k at once from any one of them ... wait for the killer part..... the reason he gave is even though it might be 1k-2k difference its hectic to apply for both credit card and finance...... then I realized intelligence may go beyond zero into negativity because of heights of laziness....

Hence Proved.

Credits:
1)Gutley(Anish)
2)Chandana
3)Rudra
4)Harmo
5)Veeru
6)Its me

Pink is the Color... Pinky is the Name....

                Who likes pink? Yeah you are right its obviously the girls.Can a guy like pink?..ohh god almighty!! Guys should not even use the word pink... here's why....

Scene1: 

               IRS Mumbai Tea room 3.30 PM - six friends are laughing loudly.Someone reminded that pinky likes pink. who is pinky? good question. Is it a guy? , yeah you are good. You  have to go to flash back to know the reason. Now imagine a board with helical loop or watever i dont get into details of that simbly like you see in the old movies.

Flash Back: 

              11PM bed time secrets ;) .. a guy reveals his secret that he likes pink.. afterwards his life is nothing but a pink tragedy . whats pink tragedy? dont ask such questions simbly follow.

Back to Scene 1:

              All of a sudden everyone started jumping saying "pinky, pinky"....to make it worse everyone told they will buy soft toys of pink color. pink costumes for his birthday. Poor pinky the crime he did is to admit that he likes pink.

              Guys so be careful even if u like pink , soft toys , or even barby doll , dont you dare to express it out. If u think u have guts try once, next thing is that your name will be funny bunny or a gay teady bear :P.

Credits :

1)Pinky (The pink star)

2)Rudra

3)Murali

4)Harmo

5)Somesh

6)Nidhi......

Launchpad on Bike

                 Launchpad says "Leave it to the experts" on a plane which is definitely going to be crashed.. These days I am sounding like launchpad while riding a bike.... yeah successfully crashed motorcycle for the foruth time... i think i found some rules at last for riding motorcycles .......but best thing is to not to drive one :D .... but who cant just resist the adrenaline rush have to have their own rules like mine....

The Birth of launch pad

                I dont know how to ride a motorcycle for 24 yrs of my life.... after 6 months here I am  saying i have passion for bikes :D .... # 1 Come Clean :  I wanted to learn bike obviously for a girl ..... so I dared to sit on a bike after long long time after i crashed it in my college :D ... Everything is going fine one day , so at 2 pm I had this rush to ride bike... hehehe poor Harmo told dont do go alone u may crash ,that he will come with me.... I started to circle the apartment ...I completed 2 rounds.... so with full confidence I wanted to take a corner at high speed ... i heard someone screaming from my back sloowwwwww!!!!!!! ... I think that is the first time I ever used brake ... obviosuly what will I do?, dint do any newtons calculations .. I held onto breaks like I am holding onto my dear life. I managed to the lock the bike wheels but tyres are still in skiding phase... all of a sudden a mass (Harmo) crashed onto me leaving me hopeless to have any control on the handle..... Result : Harmo got his skin peeled off at couple of places.. I managed to have small scratch.. but poor bike took all the damage.... obviosuly Blame everthing on the bike and Harmo. I am innocent :D

#1 Rule  :

Brakes also can kill.They should be treated like a girl... Dont hold onto them desperately :P .....

#2 Rule:

Wear a Helmet. Advantages 1)You can cover your Bald hair 2)You r sexy with helmet 3)No one can recognize u in hit and run cases 4)No Need to pay 100 bucks for traffic police.

Sands of time

            

               Have you ever felt that everything is going in slow motion like in a movie and you know whats going to happen.. but god dammit!! u cant do anything about it... if u dont know this apply brakes on a cement road with sand.. try it once :P... stage 1 of my bike training is over.. no more escorts :D ..... its 11pm in the night i am driving down the slope in hiranandhani.... im known for not picking my calls at all... its the first call that i got while im riding... im excited.... i dont know why i felt like i have to pick up that call .... i have seen so many talking while riding .... i hate that thing... I wanted to pull to a side and stop then only pick the call i thought..... hehehe again with the rush , full brakes on side pavement with sand.... as i told everything went in a slow motion  .. and i felt the entire weight of bike on my ankle.. Its Result time : Stupid bike doesnt even get a scratch but the gear rod is the culprit that poked my ankle like anything....

# 33 Rule:

Dont pick your calls at all :D .

# 54 Rule:

When you see sand on the road dont use brakes.. use brains :P.

#55  Rule:

Always wear shoes and if possible riding gear too :D.... its sexy if dont believe me look into magazines...

Crashing to Perfection

          This one i kept it a secret for while.... but as u know truth always come out on its own.... if u see a kid on the road, stop the bike.. grab a stick and beat him on the bumps... seriously they dont know the launchpad... while peacefully going on the left lane a kid came in front all of sudden... again sand .. no plzzz god not this time!!!!!  i told myslef.... but what to do ? , applied full brakes..... but this time i think i have done masters on sand skiding..... i managed to keep my leg down.. my bike stoped but wheels went on skiding till it crashed onto ground... i dont know how im in that position.... im standing holding the bike handle with one hand which is lying on the road.......i felt like i conquered the whole biking arena......Result: Bike and I had no scratches... i think this time we are in love... i never had this feeling even with a girl :D.

#Rule 72:

Kids a are stupid ... dont blame them if u think you are intelligent :P

Launchpad with Full confidence

           Imagine launchpad with full confidence.... yeah you are right...... he takes the crashing to the next level......its been like 3 months im crash free... however stupidly im driving, my driving experience is keeping me safe.... but this time i tested its limits :D ....... its 6 in the evening..... at this part of the day i wont generally crash..... its about to drizzle....... i am riding with full confidence .... no one on my backside ,so utterly careless which is so obvious if u have looked at how im holding the handle.......its started to drizzle ... one of my nightmares.... i can ride in full rain but not in the initially drizzle... and my ghost from the past which is the sand hiding behind the corner just waiting for me.... RTR tires which are known for skidding... all the devils at once again brought the launchpad within......wanted to avoid the rain and rush to appartment full throttle at perfect right angle corner..... applied brakes carefully this time... but skidding tires and the gutter in front made me and my self confidence crash to the ground....... Result: Scratch at the side head light... bike took the damage.. im safe as usual......

#Rule 100 :

Dont be a Hero!!!!! .....

You never know whats lurking behind the dark .....

Credits (Imagine these are rolling like in a movie :D)

Bikes:

CBZ Extreme(Special thanks to owner Ashok)

RTR 180 (Special thanks to Anish...i hope he still gives his bike :D)

People who almost got killed:

1)Harmo

2)Kid on the road

3)Rudra

4)Chandana

5)Anish
6)Finally me ...Its the lauchpad (Murali)


PS:Ride safe.....always there will be someone who waits for you at home......