Five Percent

                         Once in a while everyones intelligence tend to zero... To prove this theorem i have two  approaches, one is famously called chandana's 5% and another one Rudra's 1.5% , anish is the killer unfortunately he din't get his name to any of these proofs...

First Proof - Chandana's 5% :

                         My mom always told me one who eats chicken reduces their ability to think.... may be this is why i dont like chicken... the best chicken eater Chandana uses her brain to get 10% discount instead of 5%.. Heres how... In a restaurant there is 5% off for foods and drinks with a company ID proof...so chandana on phone told me that she will bring friends ID too and make it 10%.... she is supporting answer by saying she uses her card for food and friends card for drinks... total it wil be 10% !!!.... woohhhh stop right there.. do u wanna say that?... or should i say your intelligence also has gone to zero after reading this :P .... after recovering from the shock I gave phone to veeru who intellegently admitted she is correct !!!.... and the then lover boy harmo who never disagrees with chandana told she is correct!!!!.... at that point of time they made me think for a moment & I thought my intellegence went to zero :D ... but explained them later that  its 5% on 1000 rupees is same as 5% on 500 and  5% on another 500....u do the remaining math .. its just the same...

Second proof - Rudra's 1.5%:
                  
              Rudra and his Yamaha R15 ....... if u take it in finance its 1.5% interest per month and if u take it in credit card its 1.5 % interest per month. Rudra wanted to pay less interest by taking half from finance and half from credit card...... intelligent no :P ..... it took time for me and harmo to explain its same amount he will paying and he has to go through painful process of applying for both. Chandana  as usual din't get it first time but eventually she proved her intelligence luckily this time.The killer is Anish.The astounding answer is always a question and the question he asked is "How will he get other 50k since bike is 1 lakh"..... see I told you he is a killer.. leaving the whole point aside he got the most gutley question....

Gutley: (Definition) One who leaves all the important content and hangs onto the useless matter of the question or story......

                         Finally we asked the gutley (Anish ) for suppose What if its just 50k?.. again after waiting for so much time and he gives correct answer that to take 50k at once from any one of them ... wait for the killer part..... the reason he gave is even though it might be 1k-2k difference its hectic to apply for both credit card and finance...... then I realized intelligence may go beyond zero into negativity because of heights of laziness....

Hence Proved.

Credits:
1)Gutley(Anish)
2)Chandana
3)Rudra
4)Harmo
5)Veeru
6)Its me