Launchpad on Bike

                 Launchpad says "Leave it to the experts" on a plane which is definitely going to be crashed.. These days I am sounding like launchpad while riding a bike.... yeah successfully crashed motorcycle for the foruth time... i think i found some rules at last for riding motorcycles .......but best thing is to not to drive one :D .... but who cant just resist the adrenaline rush have to have their own rules like mine....

The Birth of launch pad

                I dont know how to ride a motorcycle for 24 yrs of my life.... after 6 months here I am  saying i have passion for bikes :D .... # 1 Come Clean :  I wanted to learn bike obviously for a girl ..... so I dared to sit on a bike after long long time after i crashed it in my college :D ... Everything is going fine one day , so at 2 pm I had this rush to ride bike... hehehe poor Harmo told dont do go alone u may crash ,that he will come with me.... I started to circle the apartment ...I completed 2 rounds.... so with full confidence I wanted to take a corner at high speed ... i heard someone screaming from my back sloowwwwww!!!!!!! ... I think that is the first time I ever used brake ... obviosuly what will I do?, dint do any newtons calculations .. I held onto breaks like I am holding onto my dear life. I managed to the lock the bike wheels but tyres are still in skiding phase... all of a sudden a mass (Harmo) crashed onto me leaving me hopeless to have any control on the handle..... Result : Harmo got his skin peeled off at couple of places.. I managed to have small scratch.. but poor bike took all the damage.... obviosuly Blame everthing on the bike and Harmo. I am innocent :D

#1 Rule  :

Brakes also can kill.They should be treated like a girl... Dont hold onto them desperately :P .....

#2 Rule:

Wear a Helmet. Advantages 1)You can cover your Bald hair 2)You r sexy with helmet 3)No one can recognize u in hit and run cases 4)No Need to pay 100 bucks for traffic police.

Sands of time

            

               Have you ever felt that everything is going in slow motion like in a movie and you know whats going to happen.. but god dammit!! u cant do anything about it... if u dont know this apply brakes on a cement road with sand.. try it once :P... stage 1 of my bike training is over.. no more escorts :D ..... its 11pm in the night i am driving down the slope in hiranandhani.... im known for not picking my calls at all... its the first call that i got while im riding... im excited.... i dont know why i felt like i have to pick up that call .... i have seen so many talking while riding .... i hate that thing... I wanted to pull to a side and stop then only pick the call i thought..... hehehe again with the rush , full brakes on side pavement with sand.... as i told everything went in a slow motion  .. and i felt the entire weight of bike on my ankle.. Its Result time : Stupid bike doesnt even get a scratch but the gear rod is the culprit that poked my ankle like anything....

# 33 Rule:

Dont pick your calls at all :D .

# 54 Rule:

When you see sand on the road dont use brakes.. use brains :P.

#55  Rule:

Always wear shoes and if possible riding gear too :D.... its sexy if dont believe me look into magazines...

Crashing to Perfection

          This one i kept it a secret for while.... but as u know truth always come out on its own.... if u see a kid on the road, stop the bike.. grab a stick and beat him on the bumps... seriously they dont know the launchpad... while peacefully going on the left lane a kid came in front all of sudden... again sand .. no plzzz god not this time!!!!!  i told myslef.... but what to do ? , applied full brakes..... but this time i think i have done masters on sand skiding..... i managed to keep my leg down.. my bike stoped but wheels went on skiding till it crashed onto ground... i dont know how im in that position.... im standing holding the bike handle with one hand which is lying on the road.......i felt like i conquered the whole biking arena......Result: Bike and I had no scratches... i think this time we are in love... i never had this feeling even with a girl :D.

#Rule 72:

Kids a are stupid ... dont blame them if u think you are intelligent :P

Launchpad with Full confidence

           Imagine launchpad with full confidence.... yeah you are right...... he takes the crashing to the next level......its been like 3 months im crash free... however stupidly im driving, my driving experience is keeping me safe.... but this time i tested its limits :D ....... its 6 in the evening..... at this part of the day i wont generally crash..... its about to drizzle....... i am riding with full confidence .... no one on my backside ,so utterly careless which is so obvious if u have looked at how im holding the handle.......its started to drizzle ... one of my nightmares.... i can ride in full rain but not in the initially drizzle... and my ghost from the past which is the sand hiding behind the corner just waiting for me.... RTR tires which are known for skidding... all the devils at once again brought the launchpad within......wanted to avoid the rain and rush to appartment full throttle at perfect right angle corner..... applied brakes carefully this time... but skidding tires and the gutter in front made me and my self confidence crash to the ground....... Result: Scratch at the side head light... bike took the damage.. im safe as usual......

#Rule 100 :

Dont be a Hero!!!!! .....

You never know whats lurking behind the dark .....

Credits (Imagine these are rolling like in a movie :D)

Bikes:

CBZ Extreme(Special thanks to owner Ashok)

RTR 180 (Special thanks to Anish...i hope he still gives his bike :D)

People who almost got killed:

1)Harmo

2)Kid on the road

3)Rudra

4)Chandana

5)Anish
6)Finally me ...Its the lauchpad (Murali)


PS:Ride safe.....always there will be someone who waits for you at home......